Funny Definitions~

1. Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

2. Divorce - Future tense of marriage

3. Lecture - An art of transfering information from notes of the lecterer to the notes of the students without passing through "the mind of either"

4. Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on

5. Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight

6. Etc - A sign to make others believe that u know more than u actually do

7. Father - A banker provided by nature

8. Boss - Someone who is early when u r late and late when u r early

9. Politician - One who shakes ur hand before elections and u Confidence after?

10. Doctor - A person who kill u ills by pills, and kills u with his bills