Saturday, December 29, 2007

Before & After

Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
She: Can I trust you?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you kiss me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: Of course!
She: Do you love me?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

sad..but true..haiz..

groundgnomes said...

Hehe...
Not all ppl like tat

*chan*